A Sessions Watcher in Oak Cliff alerted me to
this page on Pete Sessions' website, where he summarizes key neighborhoods in his district.
The section on Oak Cliff is so far off-the-mark you'd swear he's never set foot in this part of the District. I took this screen shot for posterity (
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Oak Cliff residents will be surprised to know these "facts" about their part of town...
Oak Cliff
Oak Cliff’s estimated population is 280,000, and Oak Cliff includes the popular “M-Streets” and Lakewood neighborhoods. On March 17, 1903, voters in Oak Cliff approved annexation to the city of Dallas. Little known about Oak Cliff is that it was home to the Southland Ice Company, what would later become the first 7-Eleven Convenience Store. Oak Cliff also contains The Sixth Floor Museum, the memorial site of John F. Kennedy’s assassination in 1963.
Good grief! Okay, let's start with the "M" streets. While Oak Cliff does have some streets that start with the letter "M," the "popular"
M-street district is around Upper Greenville Avenue. That area of Dallas is north of downtown,
about 10 miles from Oak Cliff!
Oak Cliff does have
Lake Cliff Park, but that's not Lakewood. Lakewood is in East Dallas around...y'know...the lake.
White Rock Lake, which is nowhere near Oak Cliff.
Pete Sessions gets partial credit for including two actual facts about Oak Cliff, the fact that it was annexed in 1903, and that "it was home to the Southland Ice Company, what would later become the first 7-Eleven Convenience Store." True.
The first 7-11 was at 12th and Edgefield. The building still stands, and is now home to
LULAC.
But then he screws it up by mentioning the
Sixth Floor Museum. D'oh! Pete, that's in an area of Dallas known as "downtown." The Sixth Floor Museum isn't in Pete Sessions' district, anyway. The Sixth Floor Museum is in TX-30, Eddie Bernice Johnson's district.
Reminds me of the
patter song in "The Music Man" where all the salesmen talk about knowing the territory:
1st Salesman
Ya can talk, ya can talk, ya can bicker, ya can talk...
ya can talk all ya want but is different than it was.
Charlie
No it ain't, no it ain't, but you gotta know the territory...
2nd Salesman
Now he doesn't know the territory
1st Salesman
Doesn't know the territory?!?
3rd Salesman
What's the fellow's line?
2nd Salesman
Never worries 'bout his line
1st Salesman
Never worries 'bout his line?!?...
...Charlie
He's a fake, and he doesn't know the territory...